Today’s post will be a very short one, since I am dog tired after a fourteen hour shift. I had this idea a while back but shelved it because I was still trying to build a strong base of commenters, and felt it wouldn’t work. Today, however, a few more of you are swinging by regularly to point and laugh, and the prospect of writing a short blog and then taking my time over a big comments section appeals to me. So here is the idea – many of you will be familiar with the concept of the Truth or Dare game, where people ask each other revealing questions, and if they refuse to answer said question must then perform a dare to compensate for their silence. Often employed by teenagers as a cheap method of copping a feel (sadly not really an option over the internet), here I invite you to ask me any questions you may wish answered about The Assassin himself – and I shall endeavour to answer every one of them. If any of you post a question I actually refuse to answer, I shall email you and we will arrange a mutually agreeable dare, proof of which shall be posted at a later date. This will either be hilariously funny, cripplingly embarrassing or just plain rubbish. Whatever way it pans out, it’s the best you’re getting for now until sleep recharges my writing batteries.
Multiple questions will be accepted, but each on a separate comment please so they make sense to others reading them back. I will not answer questions about my wife and family unless they are very funny, nor will I admit to illegal activity, except where my ass is already covered by the statute of limitations. Now off you trundle to the comments section (new here? click the speech bubble at the top of this post) and leave me some juicy questions – remember within reason, anything goes. In return I promise that any answer I give, whilst obviously tres funny, will be the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth.
And one other thing before I go – Shane over at Wag the Dad has graciously asked me to be one of his judges in the inaugural Miss BlogWhore competition. The rules and details are over at his site here, but you only have until the 7th (Wednesday) to get your entries into him before the totally impartial judging process starts, so be quick. And don’t be afraid if you think that you’re not beauty contest material – this competition has special rules that make everyone eligible. That pageant nightmare from your childhood could soon be erased with flashing neon glory if you are crowned as his queen. But not if you don’t enter. So get a shift on (or a basque, or even a wetsuit) and go enter. And while you’re there if you’re new to WoW (World of Wagcraft) do stop and read some of his posts, because he’s frankly quite a bit funnier than me – for an American.
See you in the comments section below 😉
The (slightly nervous now) Assassin.