Let’s Play Truth or Dare….


Today’s post will be a very short one, since I am dog tired after a fourteen hour shift. I had this idea a while back but shelved it because I was still trying to build a strong base of commenters, and felt it wouldn’t work. Today, however, a few more of you are swinging by regularly to point and laugh, and the prospect of writing a short blog and then taking my time over a big comments section appeals to me. So here is the idea – many of you will be familiar with the concept of the Truth or Dare game, where people ask each other revealing questions, and if they refuse to answer said question must then perform a dare to compensate for their silence. Often employed by teenagers as a cheap method of copping a feel (sadly not really an option over the internet), here I invite you to ask me any questions you may wish answered about The Assassin himself – and I shall endeavour to answer every one of them. If any of you post a question I actually refuse to answer, I shall email you and we will arrange a mutually agreeable dare, proof of which shall be posted at a later date. This will either be hilariously funny, cripplingly embarrassing or just plain rubbish. Whatever way it pans out, it’s the best you’re getting for now until sleep recharges my writing batteries.

Multiple questions will be accepted, but each on a separate comment please so they make sense to others reading them back. I will not answer questions about my wife and family unless they are very funny, nor will I admit to illegal activity, except where my ass is already covered by the statute of limitations. Now off you trundle to the comments section (new here? click the speech bubble at the top of this post) and leave me some juicy questions – remember within reason, anything goes. In return I promise that any answer I give, whilst obviously tres funny, will be the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth.

And one other thing before I go – Shane over at Wag the Dad has graciously asked me to be one of his judges in the inaugural Miss BlogWhore competition. The rules and details are over at his site here, but you only have until the 7th (Wednesday) to get your entries into him before the totally impartial judging process starts, so be quick. And don’t be afraid if you think that you’re not beauty contest material – this competition has special rules that make everyone eligible. That pageant nightmare from your childhood could soon be erased with flashing neon glory if you are crowned as his queen. But not if you don’t enter. So get a shift on (or a basque, or even a wetsuit) and go enter. And while you’re there if you’re new to WoW (World of Wagcraft) do stop and read some of his posts, because he’s frankly quite a bit funnier than me – for an American.

See you in the comments section below ๐Ÿ˜‰

The (slightly nervous now) Assassin.

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111 comments on “Let’s Play Truth or Dare….

  1. I have to ask… has this blog come from a conversation you and I were having earlier? One where i confessed to having once uttered the words:

    “Scott… did you just cum down my leg?”

    Also, by sheer scary coincidence, my first blog in January was to be one specifically for you.

    Stay tuned.

    I’ll be back with a question that isn’t related to sex.

    You can see why it might take me a while to come up with one now.

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    • Wow, way to come in swinging (no pun intended). That would, I suppose, depend on your definition of bizarre. I did once (at the ladies request) perform oral sex on a woman whilst she was video calling her grandmother to arrange a theatre trip to Phantom of the Opera, because she wanted to see if she could keep a straight face throughout. She failed. I didn’t.

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  2. Would you accept a bribe of more picture of my ass to win WagtheDad’s blogwhore competition?

    Have you ever had a moment where you thought “I could very well be gay”? (you can exclude this question if you thought about this while you were ramming yourself up some dude)

    Do you ever turn on the sirens and just speed through the street even thought you’re not on paramedic duty?

    I shall think of more questions but for now I must prepare your interview. DA DA DAAAA DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!

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    • Bribery is wrong, so no. However don’t let that stop you, I’ll pass them on to Jody. I have never been in any doubt as to my sexuality, nor been in any situation where such doubt may have arisen. And I do not have access to an ambulance, nor am I a paramedic, but if I did I would probably say yes since that seems like a fun way of beating rush hour traffic. And at this rate, you may be hard pressed to find a question no-one knows the answer to already!!

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      • Will you please check your email and answer my interview questions? ๐Ÿ˜€

        Most embarrassing drunk story?

        Weirdest thing you’ve ever eaten? (as in consumed not like the other kind of eat)

        Saddest moment in your life?

        I’m now making questions by putting ? at the end with no proper attention to sentence structure or grammar what so ever.

        Also, sorry you’re not a paramedic, I got confused, too many paramedics out there ya know?

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        • Drunk story – getting into the wrong tent at a festival, and waking up cuddling a huge hairy man wearing a string vest. I’m not sounding very convincing on the whole ‘I’m not gay’ thing am I??
          Weirdest food – depending on your diet, either horse meat or snake’s heart.
          Saddest moment – my mother died of a brain stem bleed when I was twelve.
          I forgive you for the paramedic thing, and am going henceforth to answer your interview questions!!

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      • Judge bribery is allowed at wag the dad. Though it IS unethical/illegal, the only people who seem to follow these rules seem to be those earning less than 100,000/year.

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    • Tomorrow morning, when both my parents and my little sister get emails telling them about this blog. Prior to now though, being thrown off of a school drama production in front of the whole cast for stealing ice-cream.

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  3. what is the (for you, self proclaimed rocker) album or song that you just fucking love, but would totally shame your rocker image? Lady Gaga? Panic at the Disco? I can keep going, but you know what I’m sayin.

    for example.. my punk rock, screamo, hardcore anarcho-socialist friend… loves the new Brittany Spears, he’ll cut a bitch that laughs.

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  4. You knew this was coming. Have you ever completely de-haired your man pubis & scrotum? Have you ever dreamt about having sex with or doing dirty things with a person of the same sex? This does not include lady boys. Some of those he-bitches are pretty yo. Hell I’d do them.

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    • OK I kind of answered the same sex thing already, but I did once spend ten minutes in a club ogling a woman with the most fantastic arse, only for her to turn around and be a man. So technically yes, but I wouldn’t have done him on principle. Still, dude had some cracking cheeks going on. I DID, however, once denude the whole Assassin’s Weapon to see if there was any truth to the rumour that it makes it look bigger. It does, but no amount of female appreciation is worth three weeks of itching and looking like you have crabs, or ingrowing hairs.

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      • Again I must interrupt with a LMAO: Becky: GREAT question. I was sitting here trying to think what the hell am I going to ask? Still don’t know yet, but damn if the scrotum thing wasn’t….unique and…..well, satisfied the TMI thirst for knowledge we fellow bloggers crave. ๐Ÿ˜‰

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    • I would hope so, I’m a professional chef by trade! My best dish is probably slow cooked belly of pork with scallops, white bean and lavendar puree and wild garlic flowers. Either that or my Heart Attack Tart, a dish I invented that in one serving counteracts six months of the Atkins diet.

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      • I need to know what’s in the Heart Attack Tart. Or at least a good description of it! Scallops & pork belly a killer combination. Lavender puree sounds interesting.. what’s in it other than lavender? Nom nom nom..

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        • Hello Merlin you foody!! The puree is very simple, the base is haricot beans poached in milk (that has been infused with lavender at a slow simmer) and pureed together then passed through a chinois to produce a smooth puree. Season to taste, but easy on the salt so you don’t bury the lavender!The H.A.T. is a baked 50/50 biscuit and oat base, topped with toffee made with boiled condensed milk, caster sugar and a little vanilla seed. Onto this I spread a thin layer of blackcurrant coulis, then a layer of dark bitter chocolate (70% cocoa or more). While the chocolate is cooling I press in some crumbled homemade honeycomb, and finally finish with Chantilly cream and a little cartouched chocolate for decoration. There are two secret ingredients, but that’s basically the make-up of it. Eat with Caution, and a dietician on speed-dial!!!

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      • Food most awesome experience in life! My life is a series of breaks between meals. Good Lord the “H.A.T.” sounds amazing. I’d say one bite and I’d probably explode from the sugar rush! Lavender-scented dishes seem to be making a real appearance on menus here in Brisbane (Australia)… some people just aren’t getting it though… tried something the other day that tasted like I was licking lavender bath salts. :/

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        • Lavendar has been used in British cooking for ages, but it’s a tricky thing to get the right balance with. It’s better as a subtle flavour. One fantastic idea I saw it used for was large sprigs stored for months in a sealed jar of caster sugar. The sugar was then used to dust freshly fried doughnuts!! Amazing. If you try cooking with it yourself, go easy is the best advice I can give you – if you try it and can’t taste the lavender, add a little more next time. And look up online about different varieties of lavender – some are better than others for cooking. The variety in my garden is called (I think!!) Sweet Lady.

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      • Ah that sounds like an awesome idea! Like vanilla bean sugar! Yum! Yeah I’m contemplating making a lavender-scented mousse when I go home to my folks’ place for Christmas.. Mum has this unbelievably large lavender garden.. she makes oils, soaps, vinegar etc with it.. I’m thinking if I treat it like a vanilla bean and let it immerse in cream for a while I can turn that cream into brulee or mousse or something sweet. Mmm. Hungry.

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    • No. Alright, go on then, you talked me into it. I’ll be wanting those photos in trade though. I have never HAD to get naked to resolve an issue, but on several occasions it has definately smoothed the process – normally via the medium of laughter.

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    • LMFAO “Can I be on your blogroll?” HAHAHAHA! Assassin, your readers are funny and shit! LOVE how you took the game and played it to your advantage. Feryxlim, I do believe that may mean you got to first cyber base!!!

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      • Someone once told me “Knock on the door once, you may not get in, knock on it a 100 times and it’ll start to crack” this saying does not apply in this case but I would pound that door so good and hard everyone would let me in. If you know what i’m saying because I don’t ๐Ÿ˜€

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    • From the moment I first learnt that he was a genuine martial artist and not just a movie star. The martial art he teaches (Aikido) centres on using minimal force to incapacitate an opponent, yet in his films he regularly breaks arms and snaps necks – hardly a shining ambassador for his profession. The more I read, the more I hated him. And as for good looing, without any bias I can say – “oh HELL no!!” … he looks like a Great Dane that face-planted into a wall.

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  5. IFFFFFF you were offered 100,000 dollars (and whatever that is in pounds: I am not a converter) and IFFFFFF Jody Neil Ruth agreed to it, WOULD you perform you know…..a …I don’t want to get TOO x-rated here but……..ok: rhymes with snow glob…… I would have said a million dollars, but I figured your obvious answer with that much cash at stake would be YES, so, really the question is, how low can you go? <——alllll sortsa puns intended there.

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    • Not in a million years. I love Jody like a brother …. but he is a sexually promiscuous hound and that would be like playing russian roulette with a gun with all six bullets in. Plus I can never envisage a scenario where I would look up to Jody ๐Ÿ™‚

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      • LMFAO First might I say HOLY COMMENTS BATMAN. you are up to 69 as I post this. Fitting number for this raunchy blog post. HEHE. O.K. What about if he were wearing a flavoured condom anddddd he were laying down and you were above him? LOL

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        • Not even then. Since it’s flavoured I would probably let my cat into the room, run away, and try to blot out the sounds of his tortured screaming by playing “Hot for Teacher” by Van Halen really, REALLY loudly.

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  6. What kind of “man” are you (i.e. breast, ass, leg, kneecap, earlobe, etc.)?

    What was the pick up line you used on your wife? (or if you don’t wanna answer about your wife…..what is your favorite pick up line)?

    What is your favorite knock knock joke?

    What one moment in your life would you go back & change if you could, that would change your life for the better?

    Boxers or briefs?

    ๐Ÿ˜‰

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    • Definately a breast man. My wife is a 32G. I picked her up by just shoving my hands in her top and molesting her – no line was required!!

      Knock Knock.
      Who’s there?
      Surrealist.
      Surrealist who?
      Fish.

      I wouldn’t change a thing – the bad things in life just show how great the good stuff is – there’s no light without shade.
      And… er… commando.

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      • I thought of some more:

        Do you have any fetishes and if so, what?

        What is the most bizarre type of porn you have been turned on by (clown, smurf, amputee, etc.)?

        What is your favorite and least favorite foods and is there anything that you just will not cook/make in a restaurant because of aversion or allergies?

        What can I send to bribe you in Wag’s contest (except for $$ because I am broke as a joke)?

        That is all . . . for now. ๐Ÿ˜‰

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        • Sorry to say I don’t really have any fetishes – I’m a good ole’ fashioned lad. Also, therefore, bizarre porn doesn’t really do it for me either. As for food, my favourite has to be the much maligned brussel sprout, although I’m really partial to venison as well. I’ve had to force my pallette over the years to taste pretty much everything so there isn’t really a flavour that makes me go yuck any more, but I’m not overly fussed about squid and cuttlefish, but thats more a texture thing – the only thing that I can’t stand is flavourless food – I’m a great beleiver in big flavours, so blandness annoys me. I have no food allergies, nor would I refuse to cook anything – in my trade you don’t get to the top if you refuse to cook!! And as for bribing me, I’m married so that rules out most of the standard bribery routes – but if you have any nice ladies shoes in a size 7 I can gift to my wife in exchange for ….. a favourable response, that might work for you. However it’s unlikely the mail will arrive in time for competition close so you’ll just have to hope your entry is stunning enough on its own merit!!

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        • A voyeur eh? Was that you I spied earlier peering through my curtains whilst inappropriately touching yourself Lorilei??? No??? Well, indulge your inner pervert and ask me something – I will genuinely answer anything, even the most mundane questions such as what size shoe I take, who my heroes are or which celebrities I think of to delay ejaculation.

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      • It WAS me. Guess I’m not as sneaky as I thought.
        Okay, I do have some questions. What would you be doing if you weren’t a chef? What kind of chef are you? (As in, what style or region do you most like to cook from) If you knew that you were going to eat your last meal, what would it be?

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        • Now those are some good questions!! If I wasn’t a chef I’d have probably become a lawyer – I took law at A-level (16-18yrs old in England) at school and wanted to specialise in civil defence cases. But I took a gap year before University and the rest as they say, is history. My style of cooking is hard to describe, based mainly around using classic British dishes but with a contemporary twist and interesting ingredient substitutions – and I’m a big fan of the Mad Scientist of cooking, Heston Blumenthal. My last meal??? Again, tough. Assuming I’m not on death row (I probably am) and can have three courses, probably Spider Crab and Pink Grapefruit Risotto with a hearty parmesan crisp to start, a rare Kobe beef steak with fat hand-cut twice-fried chips, sauce Diane and sauteed spinach for the main course and a chocolate fondant with lime sorbet for dessert. Please feel free to ask me that question again tomorrow though, when the answers will probably be totally different!!! Good Questioning!!

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      • I can soooo tell that Misty is a lawyer!!! Way to interrogate, girl! SHooooot!!! It took me a hot minute to come up with even one question!!!!!

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  7. I feel sick with power now.

    1) What is your guilty pleasure? I’ll even go first: Swedish and German pop music. It’s terrible and yet feels so good.

    2) If you could ask a nun one question about her vagina, what would it be?

    3) Do you think Ghandi liked getting head?

    4) I think Napoleon liked getting pegged with strap ons. Agree or disagree?

    5) Why does my right nipple itch sometimes?

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    • And I feel sick with joy at welcoming blogging royalty to my humble page!!

      1: Kid Rock. Don’t stone me please.
      2: What’s the biggest church candle that thing’s held??
      3: No, but he only ever put up a peaceful passive resistance….
      4: Agree. Never argue with a woman who pictures historical figures being abused by sex toys.
      5: Failure to wash hands between chopping chillis and self-pleasuring.

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      • seeeee kid rock was the kind of answer I was goin for… I won’t even listen to thatt shit to keep peace with family members.

        Noa… fucking Awesome q’s and Misy too… I am awed

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      • Noa, those questions were HILARIOUS!!!! You WOULD be perfect for the disney princess rap battle if only you had more time, damn it! fyi: I have rap battle challeneged my sister. coming soon.

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      • I can’t help but comment. That candle answer just might have been THEEEEEEEEE sickest thing you have EVERRRR SAID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA TooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooFUNNNNNNNYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

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    • Tough one. Assuming the other pre-requisite had been filled, and Hell has truly frozen over, you’d go behing me Dingaling, so I couldn’t see how much you were enjoying yourself. I could always close my eyes to blot out Jode’s hideous visage.

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  8. Oh Christ, Noa’s been here already. Thanks for the shout BTW.

    I’m having difficulty focusing today since I am wayy early for a job interview and so bored and also because I had a dream last night about railing my wife’s obese cousin and at the end she had a penis and this fact seemed perfectly normal in the dream and anyway. BTW boob man: I can understand your pickup method. Just saying.

    Damn. What is the most disgusting thing you’ve ever done to food you then served to people? Keep in mind the world is watching.

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    • Ah yes, but totally honest answers, remember. I actually mentioned this in a blog somewhere – I have only interfered with food once in my whole career and that was for a manager not the public – I spat a huge lump of phlegm into her beef stir-fry. But I normally love my job too much to mess with the food – that’s like you working in I.T. and deciding to take a piss in your hard drive because the toilet is too far away.

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  9. Do you like shark documentarys? The reason I ask is that if you do then you are indeed my brother. However I would just like to clarify to the masses that no I do not openly masturbate or rub the old turkey goblet if you will, whilst watching Shark Doco’s as previously accused. I just like Sharks ok!!!! And I just had a more itchy than normal groin area that day. Dam eczema.

    Also I just said goodbye to my mum (she’s going away for a few months) & I cried. What the fuck is happening to me.

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    • I like all animal documentaries mate, so our combined genetic heritage seems all the more likely. Your reaction to your mother and husband both being away is totally natural – you’re welcome to come and live in my shed if you like, we have SkyTV so you can watch all the shark documentaries you like and we’re not too house-proud so I don’t mind vacuuming up the odd bit of scaly vadge-skin off the carpet. The only condition is that you think of some more interesting questions to ask me that don’t revolve around my sex life since this game of truth or dare is beginning to sound more like a sex therapy session ๐Ÿ˜‰

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  10. as i know about many of your secrets , sexually and also where bodies are hidden !!! im finding hard to think of a good question but i will give it a go ……….. what was the scariest sexual experience you have ever had ( and the night we shared does not count !!! )???

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    • What is it with the sex questions??? I should have called this blog ‘Truth or Fuck’!! The scariest experience was a woman whose downstairs hygeine was so stupendously bad I nearly threw up on her Mangina – I had no idea what to say so literally just got up and walked out without a word! And as to that night you reference, by ‘shared’, you of course mean ‘were too weak to fight off’??

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  11. This is not about sex in any way: Would you rather lick a frozen metal pole or have an icicle fall into your eye?

    What do you tell your friends/aquaintances when they show you their truly hideous baby?

    Who’s your biggest Internet crush (Becky is my bitch, so back off)?

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    • Welcome, musical maestro!! I choose the metal pole – I have licked far worse, and it would eventually become unstuck – it’s kind of hard to re-grow an eye (outside of my illegal genetics lab). My normal response would be “Well, the film DID warn you about getting them wet and feeding them after midnight!”. And my biggest internet crush is Roy over at RADventures.com, who taught me all I needed to know about Bromances – including abandoning me just when I thought we were going places together. I refuse to fight a lady, it’s just not civil and besides you all carry shivs, but perhaps we could negotiate some kind of Becky timeshare – I get her on alternate weekends and every other Christmas???

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  12. My lovely friend Sam has asked me to post her questions on her behalf – here they are:

    If you could bring back a dead famous person for an hour convo who would it be and what would you ask?….also,if you could donkey punch any female who would it be and why?

    Sam, I’d probably bring back Johnny Cash. I’ve always been a huge fan of his since my dad used to play me his music when I was quite young, and I’d love the opportunity to ask him what it was like to have lived through such adversity and self-imposed strife and still find the self control and willpower to turn his life around and succeed against all odds. I think it would be a fascinating hour’s conversation.
    As a married man, my only donkey-punching option is my wife, and she is too lovely to deserve that. However, in a hypothetical situation where I was free to make such a selection, I would choose…. YOU. I would photograph your facial expression at the precise moment and use it as the cover picture on my home-made Christmas cards….

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  13. If you could go back in time what is the one thing you would tell your younger self NOT to DO, and the one thing you would tell your younger self they HAD TO DO…

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    • Becca its VERY odd you ask that because I just wrote an essay on just that for a competition – which for now prevents me from telling you what I wrote until I know whether I won. Let’s just assume that this answer does not conflict with that essay, ok?
      DO NOT: Get engaged to a girl at age 17 who will turn out to have slept with at least a dozen guys in the two years you will remain together, and only get found out when she argues with her best friend who will then spill the beans, leaving you unwilling to trust women for years, resulting in the longest sexual drought of your life at the very time you should be screwing everything that moves.
      DO: Practice guitar more when you are young. The massive buzz you will get from playing just two songs at your first ever gig (earlier this year) could have come a full 17 years ago if you weren’t such a workaholic who never makes time to practice!!!

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      • That was a great question, Becca! I have more questions, Mr. Assassin. What is your favorite show on tv? Favorite film? If you find it hard to nail down a favorite, you can do a Top 5… in fact I think I’d like that. Star Wars or Star Trek? Has your last meal changed from what it was the other day? Also, I’ve always wondered this: do savory chefs really think that pastry chefs aren’t real chefs?

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        • My favourite TV show is a British quiz show called Q.I. – I’m not sure what other countries if any it’s syndicated to. You can watch loads of it on Youtube however – here’s a sample episode from the first series if you’re interested http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zd_IRbdl51o
          Favourite film – one of the greatest directing moments in film history as well as some phenomenal acting performances … APOCALYPSE NOW. (The other four would have been Dead Poets Society, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Flash Gordon and The Godfather.)
          Star Wars – the newer 3 were a bit lame but the whole universal vision of it was on an epic scale. Plus I could never take Shatner seriously once I’d heard him do ‘Rocket Man’….
          Hmmm… almost the same, but I’ve got a real hankering today for an apple and blackberry crumble with custard. ๐Ÿ™‚
          And no, I’ve always had the utmost respect for pastry chefs – they get derided because they often work apart from the main team (temperature considerations and so on) but to be honest I tried it once and the level of precision, accuracy and attention to detail truly great desserts requires is a very tough test for any chef, and I tip my hat to them for what they do. They, on the other hand, often look on savoury chefs as dull-witted cretins with the culinary skills of a drunken sloth.

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      • It’s really unfortunate that some pastry chefs are like that, because there is still a level of precision needed in savory cooking. There is a deeper understanding of flavors needed, among other things I’m sure. I just wondered because I heard a savory chef say that a particular pastry chef needed to make some “real food”.
        It’s been so long since I’ve seen Apocalypse Now, I need to watch it again. I completely agree with you about Shatner. He’s so hard to take seriously.
        I’ll check out Q.I. I love British tv.

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    • Another great question. I’d choose to remain ignorant (a speciality of mine) because otherwise I think I’d just begin to obsess about it, and waste too much time I could have spent with loved ones, getting laid, drinking and alphabetising my mp3 collection.

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  14. Seriously, I love this post. What a great fucking idea. ANd the whole icicle question? FABULOUS. And I will stop commenting on the comments now but seriously I was laughing my fucking tits off (I don’t have much of an ass to laugh off to begin with) but really and truly I only have three words:
    SCALEY VADGE SKIN. HOLY FUCKING FUNNY AND DISGUSTING YOU SICK FREAK!!!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

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  15. ok getting away from sex … as your a chef ( and the best one i know , his steak and ale pie is to die for ,nom nom ) what is you fav dish you cook and if you could work for any a list chef who would it be and why ?????

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    • Nice one Bro. The whole ‘best dish’ thing is lost somewhere in the comments above if you can find it, but as for the celebrity chef question, it’s got to be Gordon Ramsey as #1 choice. Close contenders would be Michel Roux Jr., Gary Rhodes, Heston Blumenthal and Marcus Wareing!!

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      • hahaha ok I’ve decided that I’m over this rap battle thing, besides Margalious just ripped us both a new one under my comments so Imma let it go cuz my work productivity has take a serious DECLINE. I declare it to be a stalemate. On the up side… I’m actually quite lovely (not in yellow though) and really nice. We’ll probably be BFF’s for life now. I’m looking forward to it. Now I can give you cute pet names like honey snookums, and darling peachy poo instead of calling you a dick and stuff. I think darling peachy poo fits you to a T.

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      • Alright, dammit. No rap battle. sigh. I feel like I ruined it because I was TOTALLY having tres fun reading ya’lls. I shoulda kept my foul mouthed gangsta shit out of it. Ima go get my gat and shoot it off to relieve this guilt. FML. And Social Assassin, you know you ARE still my favorite married British guy. Even though I like, insulted you and shit. Feel free to rap attack me back, deary. You’ve got tons of fabulous ammo to work with, what with my debilitating syndrome and all. HEHE

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  16. You won’t believe this but that commentor named “yo” came back on feryx’s comments and stepped to us both. Hi lyric is only five verses so I feel it’s not even worthy of a response plus I’m kind of bored of rapping right now… I’ll leave it to you darling peachy poo to go defend our honor, or I could go sic Margalicious on him… either or…. xoxoxo snuggle custard.

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  17. Becca: iactually saw that the other day and was getting ready to pounce, specially since his material wasn’t even original but yeah……….he/she sounded well below my skill level so I just didnt see a suitable challenge there. hehe I bet Yo is a guy…..

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